I was on my maternity leave, and I came back in so my students could meet my baby. When it was time for my students to go to their next class, I asked them to line up. Then, I overheard this conversation between my student and the sub:

First grader: When our teacher asks us to do something, we do it.
Substitute teacher: How do you think that makes me feel?
First grader: Well, bad, probably.